“Okay caller, you’re on The Night Stage, with Flip the Bird.
On tonight’s Confession Corner, we’re talking about soul mates. You say your boyfriend is your true-blue-forever-man?”
“That’s right, Flip.”
“What convinced you?”
“Well…he banged a dump right out of me. Never came so hard in my life.”
“…He what? He made you orgasm and have a bowel movement?”
“That’s right.”
“And that’s what made you fall in love?”
“Hey, when a guy can make you come and go at the same time, you’ve found something special!”
“Hhhhhhhh……next caller…”
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