2016: Death and Soup

I know, I know, "where have you been?!?" all four of you ask. Well, I'll tell you! I've been secretly working on a government project to enable squirrels to run completely across the road instead of stalling halfway then pretty much actively seeking death. So far it's been a rip-roaring failure. Squirrels just don't get it, … Continue reading 2016: Death and Soup →

Talking about Ghost Boobs with family…

I've never been a boaster. I feel like a b-hole talking about my work, generally, which causes the voices to scream "WAY TO SELF-PROMOTE, YA DIPASS!" in my head on a regular basis, or "on the regular," as I'm pretty sure no one says... So, with my gonzo horror/creatively vulgar novella Gravenfrost out in the wild, … Continue reading Talking about Ghost Boobs with family… →

Drawing a Blank Or…

...The Eternal Struggle between Creative Aspirations and the Real World. Each day I get up, and instead of greeting the dust motes on the brackish light beams that trudge through my “black-out” curtains, I curse. I then try to not look at my ever-expanding yuck-body in the mirror as I put on the clothes laid … Continue reading Drawing a Blank Or… →

Ideas are like assholes

JUST about everyone has one, but when someone has been routing around in yours without permission, you might feel a little violated and stab-inclined. Unless you're into strangers spelunking in your smelly goodie hole... Which is totally ok. I won't judge. I was listening to a radio talk show this morning with two guests talking … Continue reading Ideas are like assholes →