2016: Death and Soup

I know, I know, "where have you been?!?" all four of you ask. Well, I'll tell you! I've been secretly working on a government project to enable squirrels to run completely across the road instead of stalling halfway then pretty much actively seeking death. So far it's been a rip-roaring failure. Squirrels just don't get it, … Continue reading 2016: Death and Soup

Talking about Ghost Boobs with family…

I've never been a boaster. I feel like a b-hole talking about my work, generally, which causes the voices to scream "WAY TO SELF-PROMOTE, YA DIPASS!" in my head on a regular basis, or "on the regular," as I'm pretty sure no one says... So, with my gonzo horror/creatively vulgar novella Gravenfrost out in the wild, … Continue reading Talking about Ghost Boobs with family…

Post Haste

Thought I abandoned huge blog already, didn't you, the zero-number of people who have been reading? *listens to nerve-shattering silence* Right. So. Wanna see some cool stuff? Go here. Wanna hear some cool stuff? Got some right here. I'll expound on another post, but in the meantime, enjoy!